Micro-adventurer Gifts

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When did she start crawling?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'How's the water skiing?'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Meet the new factory manager.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The Fall from Pisa

Pirate

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Guess whose bed I slept in?