Micro-adventurer Pillows

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"When did she start crawling?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Boy pilot.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'How's the water skiing?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Meet the new factory manager.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

The Fall from Pisa

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Pirate

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Crocodile Costume