Microscopic World Explorer Gifts

Blood Peer Pressure.

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Travelling

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Greece

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'So what have you been up to?'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Flights and Coronavirus

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

Workaholic goes to Pisa