Microscopic Marvels Explorer T-Shirts

'What are YOU looking at?'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Subatomic particles

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'ADN'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Bacteria fame at last.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"The doctor will see you now."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Shake it and climate change occurs."

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

Blood Peer Pressure.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.