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"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Man with tiny net peers through microscope.

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

A Mean O' Acid.

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Subatomic particles

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Virus

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

'ADN'

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.