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"It's a VERY novel variant!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Subatomic particles

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Bacteria fame at last.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Absurd motorbike

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'