Microscope Maverick Mugs

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Subatomic particles

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'ADN'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Bacteria fame at last.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Biker chopper shopper

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Absurd motorbike

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"