Microscope Marveler Mugs

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Swiss army knife

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Subatomic particles

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Catch this!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

The Quantum Mechanic...

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."