Microscope Marveler Mugs

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Swiss army knife

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Subatomic particles

'Catch this!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'ADN'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."