Microphone Maverick Mugs

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Guitar Man.

Grandma's caf

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Popera!

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

I love Marimba

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Music Freak.

Santa Metal Claus

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Nick Cave.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."