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"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Little man under a microscope with binoculars.

'C'mon, Baby - we'll make beautiful mucous together!'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'

Looking at Life: Then and Now.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kirsten Johnson

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Subatomic particles

Model Building

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

The Four Tops in Concert

'ADN'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.