Microscope Maestro Gifts

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Little man under a microscope with binoculars.

'C'mon, Baby - we'll make beautiful mucous together!'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'

Looking at Life: Then and Now.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Kirsten Johnson

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Subatomic particles

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Model Building

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Sir Patrick Moore.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The TROU of the Baroque

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'