Microbial Maestro Gifts

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

Microbe World

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Model Building

"My best friend is my phone."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Musical Bicycle.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

Roberto Mancini

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Germ Home

'I play heavy metal.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'