Microbial Mastermind Gifts

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Small child building a large contraption from junk

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Bike Wash

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

Germ Home

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Jose Mourinho

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the patients?

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'