Mystery Mastermind Gifts

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

Elevator dilemma.

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Jose Mourinho

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'