Mini Mastermind Gifts

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Bike Wash

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Maybe clean out your wallet

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Jose Mourinho

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

Elevator dilemma.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"I wasn't just talking in class, I was networking."

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