Minimalist Mastermind Gifts

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Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

The Bare Minimum

The Move.

"Hoarder."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Less is more.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'Watch yourself.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."