Microbe Mastermind Gifts

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Germ Home

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

'Bad news - that new antibiotic has just about put us on the endangered-species list.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

"They say you're good with forgeries?"