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"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"I'm going to get you fired."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Bike Wash

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Germ Home

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Bad news - that new antibiotic has just about put us on the endangered-species list.'

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'