Microphone Maestro Gifts

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

"I am boomer. . . Hear me whine!"

French Horn Microphones

'Fantastic! Stupendous! Masterly! Mind blowing! Polished! Unbeatable! Amazing! Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The Poet.

Moon crooner

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

The Four Tops in Concert

Karaoke.

Tom Waits.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Annoucement

'Karaoke, Karaoke - How I love Karaoke!'

Recording Studio

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'

The Karaoke Kid.

Football Commentator

An official making a speech at a press conference.

'Your fellow employees are complaining, Mort, so you have to practice your Karaoke elsewhere.'

The Singer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Samantha Fish

Joe Franklin

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'They all want to play the star.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Dialogue