"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."
Microphone Maestro Gifts
Looking for a gift for the microphone maestro? Whether they’re a singing sensation or a dedicated audio enthusiast, our collection of clever and spirited products captures their love of music and performance. From humor-filled mugs to stylish t-shirts, comfy pillows, and colorful prints, find something that echoes their creative spirit and makes their day shine even brighter.
"I am boomer. . . Hear me whine!"
French Horn Microphones
'Fantastic! Stupendous! Masterly! Mind blowing! Polished! Unbeatable! Amazing! Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'
'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
The Poet.
Moon crooner
Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled
"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"
Charles Barkley
The Four Tops in Concert
Karaoke.
Tom Waits.
Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke
Annoucement
Alice Cooper
'Karaoke, Karaoke - How I love Karaoke!'
'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'
Recording Studio
Hip-hop cops on stage.
'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'
The Karaoke Kid.
Football Commentator
An official making a speech at a press conference.
'Your fellow employees are complaining, Mort, so you have to practice your Karaoke elsewhere.'
The Singer
Al Sharpton
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
Smokey Robinson caricature.
Samantha Fish
Joe Franklin
"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
Can You Spot the Differences?
Microphone Maestro Gifts Collection
Microphone Maestro Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the microphone maestro, and find the perfect cup to start their musical mornings with a smile.
Microphone Maestro Pillows
Check out our pillows for the microphone maestro to bring a musical touch and comfy vibe to their favorite space.
Microphone Maestro Prints
Browse our prints for the microphone maestro and add a vibrant, inspiring piece to their collection of musical décor.
Microphone Maestro T-Shirts
Visit our t-shirts section to discover fun, creative designs for the microphone maestro—great for gigs, rehearsals, or everyday wear.