Microphone Master Gifts

Football Commentator.

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Me me me meeeeeeee...' How singers become self-centered.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Pink.

Off-air comments.

'This is a test... I'm innocent, innocent, INNOCENT!'

Karaoke kid.

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

'They all want to play the star.'

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

Brittany Howard

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

George Michael

popcorn...

Pop singer

Dialogue

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

National Upstagers Society

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an urgent announcement to make. Unfortunately, I've lost my notes in these microphones.

Alison Pill

Robbie Williams

Larry King

Rock gods.

Karaoke night.

Boris Johnson Loses

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Sam Kinison

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."