Microwave Master Gifts

'Your husband is on line two. He says it's an emergency. He wants to know how to work the microwave.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

Microwave ready meals.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

'I'm making pot pie.'

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

The Magic of Microwaves: "Will it handle exotic stews?"

'This has GOT to be good... it's MICROWAVABLE.'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"I'd have cooked it for you but you can't put metal in the microwave."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Dialogue

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

George Michael

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing work and family

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."