Microwave Master Pillows

'Your husband is on line two. He says it's an emergency. He wants to know how to work the microwave.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Microwave ready meals.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

'I'm making pot pie.'

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

The Magic of Microwaves: "Will it handle exotic stews?"

'This has GOT to be good... it's MICROWAVABLE.'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'They all want to play the star.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Dialogue

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Balancing work and family

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Veloci-Rapper

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."