Microphone Master Pillows

Football Commentator.

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Me me me meeeeeeee...' How singers become self-centered.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Off-air comments.

'This is a test... I'm innocent, innocent, INNOCENT!'

Karaoke kid.

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

'They all want to play the star.'

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

popcorn...

Pop singer

Dialogue

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

National Upstagers Society

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an urgent announcement to make. Unfortunately, I've lost my notes in these microphones.

Alison Pill

Rock gods.

Boris Johnson Loses

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Veloci-Rapper

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert