Voice Master Pillows

'I've lost my voice...'

'They all want to play the star.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Dialogue

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Ventriloquist Audition

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

The Art of Bantering!

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Joanna Lumley.

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Heavenly voices.

Ah Ha!

"Whoa, too much information!"

Pastoral Choirs

Rock gods.