Shouting Master Pillows

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Communication

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Whoa, too much information!"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

"Let's not discuss it."

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'I've lost my voice...'

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

I love badminton.

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

Grand Opening

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

Black belt in gossiping.

Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but caught the theme park ride.

'You still have the fish shop then.'

"I already have my crossing-the-street badge. How about I set up your Twitter feed?"

'Make it sizzle? Make it pop? Am I writing a speech or frying bacon?'

Blinkered Walk Past the Cake Shop.

'This is my second in command, boys, and she's coming on the camping trip.'

"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!"

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

"I missed a penalty wearing these."