Microphone Maestros Pillows

Natalie Merchant

double dannys

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Dialogue

The No No No's

George Michael

Horti-Culture

Four children playing the flute.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Malcolm Sargent

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Kultural K9's.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Karaoke night.

Street Organ - Monkey

Robbie Williams

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."