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"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

Scientist

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I'm going to get you fired."

Subatomic particles

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Bacteria fame at last.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I feel so seen right now."

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Please, George...not here!"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'Put it under my microscope!'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."