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"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

"Happy Birthday!"

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Ever killed a man?"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Louis Pasteur

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Please, George...not here!"

Cell Phone

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"The doctor will see you now."

'Put it under my microscope!'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Microscope slide