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"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

"Happy Birthday!"

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Ever killed a man?"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Louis Pasteur

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Please, George...not here!"

Cell Phone

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

'Put it under my microscope!'

"The doctor will see you now."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Microscope slide

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.