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'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"The 'weird snake thing' you're seeing is one of your hairs, Harold."

"The doctor will see you now."

'I think I may have found the 'Hello' magazine culture.'

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

"I like to stay positive."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Subatomic particles

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Ever killed a man?"

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"Don't even think about it."