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'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"The 'weird snake thing' you're seeing is one of your hairs, Harold."

"The doctor will see you now."

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

"I like to stay positive."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Subatomic particles

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Ever killed a man?"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Don't even think about it."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Clown Painting in Museum

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.