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"You're right...it is waving back!"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Shrink

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Please, George...not here!"

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Put it under my microscope!'

"The doctor will see you now."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis