Microscope Detective Pillows

"You're right...it is waving back!"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Shrink

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Please, George...not here!"

'Put it under my microscope!'

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"The doctor will see you now."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!