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Man with tiny net peers through microscope.

Microscope slide

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

'Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him.'

Cell Phone

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Even at this high magnification, it's still hard to tell, but given the small size and infection rate, I'm fairly certain this is a Trump rally."

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

A Microscope - A very tiny Microscope.

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'

"Never mind what an amoeba eats - how does an amoeba eat.?"

Disease Management

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Tour de Frank"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"I'm going to get you fired."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

DNA Analysis.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Gene Therapy

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Footballer and Bacteria.