Microscope Miniaturist T-Shirts

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Remote control pirate bully

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.