Microscope Miniaturist Gifts

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Remote control pirate bully

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'