Microscope Aficionado Gifts

"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"

"Please, George...not here!"

"I feel so seen right now."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'All right -- be that way!'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Free-Floating Anxiety

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Cell Phone

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Microscope slide

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

Open Mic

Eye test telescope.

'How do these glasses feel?'

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

With a hindsight exam result of 20/40, Harold hoped the new monocle would be less irritating than the last one.