Microscope Aficionado Mugs

"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"

"Please, George...not here!"

"I feel so seen right now."

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'All right -- be that way!'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Free-Floating Anxiety

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Ever killed a man?"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Cell Phone

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Microscope slide

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

Open Mic

'How do these glasses feel?'