Microscope Devotee Gifts

"Doctor, come look at a laughing matter!"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Please, George...not here!"

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Cell Phone

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

'Put it under my microscope!'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"The doctor will see you now."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Microscope slide