Microscope Nerd Gifts

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Subatomic particles

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Please, George...not here!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Cell Phone

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

"The doctor will see you now."

'Put it under my microscope!'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."