Microscope Nerd Gifts

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Subatomic particles

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Cell Phone

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Please, George...not here!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'Put it under my microscope!'

"The doctor will see you now."

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'