Microscopic Humor Lover Mugs

"Oooh Martha! Loving what you've done to your hair!"

"Psst -- Your mitochondria are showing!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Toenail clipping missile.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'm a monster."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)