Microbe Humorist Gifts

'Say... this looks like a good place!'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Peter

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'