Microbe Humorist T-Shirts

'Say... this looks like a good place!'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Peter

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

The Rural Bidet...

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'