Scale Humor Lover Gifts

Tallest building in medieval times.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Giraffe Haircut

'Relax! I just read somewhere that 142 pounds is the new 125!'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Shame on You.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

Time Scales

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Crater Lake

Hi! -Lo!

Giant woman.

"Oooh Martha! Loving what you've done to your hair!"

"Twenty-three. How many times did you glance to see how your hair looked during the zoom meeting?"

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

"I don't like your altitude, Perkins."

Diet Tips Number 1

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Why do we always get the sickos?"

"Psst -- Your mitochondria are showing!"

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

"It's 1:1,000th scale."