Scale Humorist Gifts

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Magic Act

Champagne at the hunt

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Cartooning

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'You're messing with my head.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Thinking about TV.

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'