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Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Champagne at the hunt

Magic Act

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

Cartooning

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'You're messing with my head.'

Thinking about TV.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'