Playful Size Humorist Gifts

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Jungle Games

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

'How now, brown cow?'

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

Circus trousers

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'He was taller online!'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Could you give me big tits?'