Playful Size Humorist Gifts

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Daffodil bulbs

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Jungle Games

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Giraffe Haircut

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

"That's still too high"

Surreal Ale Pub.

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Circus trousers

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'He was taller online!'

"You're getting too much fiber."

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Could you give me big tits?'

"Dude, don't say it..."