Fun-loving Humorist Gifts

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Fancy a banana split?'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Radiator jazz player

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Guitar pickin'

Daffodil bulbs

Double Saxophone

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Rap-scallions

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

No Instruments Please

Pelobong

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Dr. Phil takes it home.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Ding" "Dong"

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.