Enthusiastic Humorist Gifts

It wasn't difficult to tell what Stanley had been in previous life.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'There is not a thing that medical science can do for you. Have you tried 'wishful thinking'?'

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Designer

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

"Sin tax? I love it."

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

"We heard you were dying in here."

'Fancy a banana split?'

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

Crossed fingers on a sign for the operating room.

'Your hand signal was okay. Pity you didn't open the window.'

'Now, where did I put it?'

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

"I'd like you to meet the artist."

Supernova Man

"Did I startle you?"