Scale Humor Lover Pillows

Tallest building in medieval times.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Giraffe Haircut

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Shame on You.

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Time Scales

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Crater Lake

Hi! -Lo!

"Oooh Martha! Loving what you've done to your hair!"

Giant woman.

"Twenty-three. How many times did you glance to see how your hair looked during the zoom meeting?"

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

'Are we there yet?'

"Why do we always get the sickos?"

Diet Tips Number 1

"I don't like your altitude, Perkins."

'This model will really take a pounding.'

"Psst -- Your mitochondria are showing!"

"It's 1:1,000th scale."

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

'I was sent to calibrate the weights...'