Scale Satirist Pillows

Time Scales

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Sock Puppet in Literature

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Art Gallery.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Latest Aye Phone

Macho Vegetarian

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

'Secondhand smoke.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Blockhead

Capitalism

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

The Pope

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

Cowboy Trump

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."