Microscopic Marveler Gifts

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Subatomic particles

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Catch this!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.